Joke Making The Rounds

Here's one that was passed to me by a half-dozen friends. My only protest is that it should be broadened to include our state and local governments as well. They function in largely the same way, but the scale is only slightly smaller. Enjoy a chuckle!

Official Announcement

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the general mindset in government today.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.