I was discussing the particulars with Greg, my only other Groomsman besides Steve, my Best Man. Greg observed that one guy gets to be the Best Man, but the others are just Groomsmen. Greg knows Steve, and kiddingly suggested that he (Greg) should be called the Next Best Man. Big mistake. It has devolved, and has made me want to add Groomsmen, just so I can list the Pretty Good Man, The Not So Good Man, my Relatively Tolerable Man, my Nearly Worthless Man, and my Worst Man.
Greg says he wants me to surprise him with his title. I have until early June, when the programs are printed, to figure out this most vexing item.
Ame cheated: she has two Maids of Honor!