Saturday, February 26, 2011

This Article Could Be My Life

Thank you to The Onion. I'm from Cleveland, but I'm 42.

CLEVELAND—During an unexpected moment of clarity Tuesday, open-minded man Blake Richman was suddenly struck by the grim realization that he's squandered a significant portion of his life listening to everyone's bullshit, the 38-year-old told reporters.

A visibly stunned and solemn Richman, who until this point regarded his willingness to hear out the opinions of others as a worthwhile quality, estimated that he's wasted nearly three and a half years of his existence being open to people's half-formed thoughts, asinine suggestions, and pointless, dumbfuck stories.

Oh, how I love The Onion. Great satire, and they're really on a roll lately. Check out this one on the Obama Administration's statement that it will no longer back the Defense of Marriage Act.

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